The Ritual of Meeting a Girl

In 1994 the internet exists at the local library. Nobody we're not even using email in 1994. So there were rites of passage that you know men should go through. You have to dress up. Look nice. Tell jokes. Be funny. Blah blah blah. It's not like some impossible feat but that's what you had to do. And you needed to go through that ritual you see. And you need to have a girl say no to you and make fun of you. That's my rant about if you wanted to meet a girl you had to go meet a girl"