'Tis the Beginning and End of the Story'

Ree: My granderit used to have one of them caps. What we hav with bird shit on why scoming about like it? Sad foken. The effward, i thewas bloody mabein, bloody seagulls s i don't think the effward was about then. I'm sure i must have talked about this, but just thinking about, like, what your parents and grandparents used to wear. Did i tell you that my dad bought our school jumper in his size? He's e one in the fak bir. There he is in the faka birchet. And ta donawas want the races. Maybe maybe shed a sausage