Toilet Seats That Have Money in Them

There are toilet seats that have like coins and or dollar bills in them. I remember a joke a comedian did like, he didn't like the blue water because he said, how do you know when you're sick? So I'm going to put toilet seats. I like the blue stuff. Toilet seat money is going to just take you to the weirdest of only found sight. There's also amazing hypocrisy in them. Like for every Conan, there's a million Harvard comedy writers that just they learned the math of comedy. It's soulless, but they're successful at it. All it matters is my husband gets a big boner when he sees my cellulite covered thighs