Speaker 3
Did you see how Steve Bannon was busted by the mail? Did you know the mail could make arrests? The Daily Mail? The mail. It was the Postal Service. They have an arrest department. That's who arrested Steve Bannon. Not for long.
Speaker 1
If girls are talking about politics, I have to pee so bad. Can you guys keep going? I'll pee.
Speaker 3
Okay, we're going to keep going. Look at this post office. Can you save us some? I want to sell it on my Patreon. Post office arrested Steve Bannon. Isn't that cool? Let's read it. Look at his
Speaker 2
face. Look at that guy. He looks like Javier Bardem. I'm
Speaker 3
gonna be Joseph Rogan. The U.S. Postal Service is out to deliver justice against former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon. It may not come as a shock that Bannon, often described as a grifter, was allegedly caught up in a scheme to defraud donors. Dude, why would you use grifter in the room? Yeah, they have fucking police. Isn't that crazy? I hate when they take tweets from people. This drives me nuts when journalists take tweets from people. I don't know who fucking this person is. And then they post their tweet as if it's real journalism. That's not journalism. And look,
Speaker 2
they only have 322 likes on the tweet it's not even a popular tweet they're
Speaker 3
part and parcel of an elite police unit known as the u.s postal inspection service uspis which has been fighting crime since the mail fraud probably you and your tax fraud you're gonna meet these people soon annie you're gonna know these people any minute. There's 1,200 postal inspectors who carry weapons, make arrests, execute federal search warrants, and serve subpoenas. They've even inspired a CBS series, The Inspectors. Haven't heard of it. Didn't feel like it was that inspired. They made 5,759 arrests. Can you imagine? Put your hands up. Since 1872, That's not a lot of arrests. That's very few arrests. Have you ever been arrested?
Speaker 2
No. I got like, you know, when I was in high school, we were bad, but I never got arrested. Once we took a three-foot bong out into the alleyway to smoke for some reason in high school, and then obviously the neighbors were like, the kids are smoking a giant bong in the thing. So the cops came in. I remember we were so high. We were like trying to hide behind the bong. It was like so tragic. But my one friend who had the weed on him got arrested. But I never got arrested.
