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How to Get a Massage From Someone You Found Wildly Attractive
I'm always very cognizant of a male masseuse. Especially one coming to your house. So I text him and when I was texting him I was like asking him very specific questions about the modalities that he uses. The more she talked the more I think it was one of Instagram things. She just fanned himself just asking him. He didn't know how he looked before he came. It made me wonder. Have you guys ever gotten a massage by somebody that you found wildly attractive? Oh shit. Whoa. Yo. Hacking brand new. I think we're out of the plastic. One would make me mind it came. No somebody came. Girls can have me