The Puking Stairs Guy

I once witnessed and this is gross. I'm sorry, but didn't seem gross at the time. A mega drunk guy puking while walking down the stairs in my dorm sophomore year stood basically in the doorway of my dorm room. Graceful even it was mesmerizing like if Fred Astaire had ever puked while walkingdown the stairs in a movie, it would have looked like that. The puking guy walks down the stairs and out the door and he's long gone. 30 seconds later, I'm like, yo, you know what would be a great afghan wicks on to play for a guy puked while walking down a flight of stairs in a Mid