How to Make a Survival Check

I guess I'll put my clothes on. What kind of clothes do you wear? What do your clothes look like? Oh, well, I put on short and sleeves and legs. Short shorts revealing the knees and the thighs. Shorts are good so that you don't have all that cloth rustling around when you're trying to sneak around. Scandalous. Sometimes I say, hey, should he wear it? Should he not? Who's this saying? And then I also. Also wear some special shoes. They're used for stealth and lurking around and I call them sneakers. My trusty satchel here in the front is my waist belt. It carries all my things.