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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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The Conservative Movement Is Just That Devotee to Protecting Life

This is the culmination of a 50 year plan for the conservative movement to reshape the courts for this very purpose. Right now you've got people arguing that if there's any electrical signal, it counts as a heartbeat. At some point they'regoing to be like, ok, we decided that sperm is babies, so you can't jack off any more. Like, what? But what if i have a wet dream? Then your assis going to jail, and now you're in your dreams trying to get your high school teacher to put her shirt back on. No, missus patterson, please, please. I can't do hard time. Please get dressed."

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