How Does Southwest Board Your Flight?

"I got on right at the moment The clock said it was time And we're 55 and 56 How's that happened? Wow Yeah What does that mean?" "Some viewer sent me a cup That says Please do not annoy the writer She may put you in a book and kill you Why drink my coffee from it?" 'We'll figure it out Don't worry about us,' he adds. "'Cause Dad's 90 for God's sakes' I don't think you need to even get in the line now."