Introduction

We're going to drink a liquid and then talk about things that probably aren't real at all, but i'll pretend they are. And then we'll argue about it with our lack of understanding. But before that, let's to the simultaneous simpin all o nese. A copper buger, a glass of tankard shells o stay stin a can'te jug o flask, af vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favourite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me. Now for the unparalleled pleasure the dop men e, the day thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Were you ready? Did i catch you off guard? I hope you were