Can You Buy Carbon Offsets?

i once investigated whether or not i could just, like, hitch or ride on a barge that was already carrying a bunch of stuff. You can always buy carbona, you can always buying carbon offsets. But there's no way to get around the world without pumping out c o two. I think super heroes don't exist in comic books for some reason. Can they be people who just have great absences and are able to do things other humans cannot? We've had this discussion before; why did we highlight it again?