The Importance of Being a Mom

I have hurt everyone in my life. Pretty much my best friend, my mom, my dad, both my sisters. My husband was quite firm at the beginning of like, oh, you don't get to do stand up about me. And with the internet, if your kid goes to school in four or five years and it's something about this, I wonder, yeah, I'm the taper at night. Well, go on your mom and a big single funniest person in your family. I don't think she knows she is. But now it's different being the mother, right? Do you think, well, hold on a second?"