I'm Ready to Take a Break From That Word

I had something go boobies up on Friday. I suspect it's thread related because it was a day when a couple different thread things were introduced alongside euros. Anyway, I spent two and a half days fixing a bunch of stuff at the house. There's so much cruft. You ever go into something like Alexa? You ever go in something like Tube Lady or... Okay, listen, if Amazon says that Alexa is smart enough, then that should not have triggered anything. And if it did trigger something, just throw that Alexa out of the window.