The National Conservatism Conference

Australia and Finland have forged a bond over Eurovision. Australia also got 12 points from the Icelandic jury but we don't have any Icelanders in the building. The forces of British conservatism had convened their own version of CPAC, that annual American dingbat rodeo which whatever its manifold floors does at least furnish the compilers of chucklesome monologues such as this with a pretty easy week. We learned that the UK answer to CPAC is called the National Conservatism Conference which they prefer to abbreviate to NatCon UK or NatConk.