"It's like debating why santa claus, you know, didn't come on the 20 fifth, hoping he comes on the 20 sixth. Like, none of this is real," she said. "Even when you do the whole disappointed stick, and your ostensibly criticize the united states by operating under the assumption that this is not existential to how our foreign policy operates." She continued: "We gan we just all bide and go to israel in side arabia and back slive everybody".
In this public News Brief, we detail the strange quadrennial tradition of acting like the US is "abandoning its principles" by reaffirming decades-long alliances with Israel and Saudi Arabia.