Callum McCombs

Lucas Hadfield was there, of course, dressed as Inspector Morse. Sean had gone for dead Inspector Morse. Paul's minge flaps did need to be taken away about halfway through the night and reupholstered. Lynn has always got spatulas but didn't have one the size of Cole Beep. He'd forgotten to bring a slotted spatula with him. Callum McCallum McComb is so nacker he might as well have been in a Callum McCombs.