Goswhyi's a Sausage King, and He Just Had Tat To.

Confucius was the minister for crime in a duke's government. He fell out with the duke, apparently, and wandered for 12 years after that. Then he went back to being a politician - but just not spreading his ideas. Goswhyi ended adulteration of meat by stopping it from being sold as sausage. The main goal of life is to become a man of virtue; there's a word for that: junze.