How Do You Sell in a Fucking Church?

"This is not fair. Oh, stop saying that I why did I have to learn so much fucking Christianity only to hate it," he says. "It's annoying. It's very annoying." A caller suggests Alex sell T-shirts with the word 'gold' printed on them. The callers don't even know anything about Christian history and try to shove it down his throat all the time. He wishes he had flipped his desk after one of these calls.