I Love Thee, My Sweet Char, and Gin I Go Not With Thee to That Same Blue Boar

Robin Hood and the tinker were travelling together. Robin said he was going to seek a bold outlaw that men hear about, to call Robin Hood. The tinker replied: 'I have in hand a grave undertaking, that doth call for all my wits' But when they arrived at his home it turned out not to be as rosy as first thought.