Classic Defenders - It's All About the Fizz

Classic defenders need to be driven like any classic car, right? They need to be maintained. Get yourself a vulva behind the wheel and use it for mixed activities. You can't get in it and expect it to be a modern vehicle. It is going to be loud but one of the greatest vehicles you've ever driven. And mine puts a smile on my face every day. I would love to be buried in it. If they could make a big enough hole. But I love this thing, but I also understand that it's not my vulva. Or when I used to have a vulva. The voice of reason talking about being clear-eyed - which is a good idea