Is It a Bonus Action?

I will swing my rod of mercurial form down, and as it swings down it turns into a sword. With which causes, hold on. It's 23 to hit. That hits. I still have my spiritual weapon up, gonna hit him with a bonus action? You just used a bonus action to do a teleportation. Oh, it's right, you did, so no, you cannot. Is it a bonus? It is. Alright, and your turn is going to use another legendary action to attack you. With a tentacle. Okay. That's going to be a 29 to hit. that hit! You suffer 20 points of blushing and damage and make a strength saving