This chapter delves into the issue of wild pigs causing problems in states like Texas, including their rapid breeding rates, destructive impact on various environments, and rare instances of attacks on humans. The conversation also touches on the controversial death attributed to a feral hog and the potential involvement of other animals in the incident. The chapter humorously transitions to discussing wild warthogs on a family ranch in Texas, contrasting the sense of home and health in the state with past experiences in a comedy club environment.