Is Brad Pitt a New Fucking Movie?

I miss going to movies. The cinema's not the way I remembered it. Why does 60 minutes always have some guest in a suit with his legs crossed, pointing while he's talking? No music was good unless it was recorded when I was in high school. My wife left me. Ah, made me laugh my ass off. But you got to, you know, in defense of old people, I mean, mumble rap? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck am I? Is that just to annoy people? And then people actually went into the studio pretending they were high and mumbling. That's what I heard anyway.