The Fappening (w/ Dan Black)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
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How to Eat a Butt
I shower before sex unless it's a one-night stand, please don't eat my butt because it's been a long day But I will like wash my pussy a little bit if I go home with someone from a bar and clean your badge. When you talk about my manly this kicks in I just want to talk about a beer. I love to foam at the top all right So and like when I'm drunk, you know, yeah, I'm like this is awesome. I smoke weed and I've never tasted poop so that means shit actually tastes great for people who have eaten it. It might not taste as bad as it smells though.
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