The Prom King

He writes a couple of books and this kind of stuff is in there where he's like, why aren't Americans more like cats? But also he's like the problem with Americans is like they eat bad. This is big drunk uncle energy. It really is like, what do Americans do? They play golf. They play baseball. They use half their muscles, a quarter of their muscles. They get fat. They go on crazy diets. Do animals go on diets? Eat what you want. Drinkwhat you want. I drink a quart of liquor a day plus some beers and smoke maybe 15 cigars. What are you talking about? They're playing the wrong sports? So I was a