How to Get Agents Attention With Your Short Story

I think the thing that excited me about the short story project was that each one of them was this unique acorn. I could just be weird and just let that happen whereas I think traditional publishing process is there is a form you have to do things in a certain way. There's a million things that I love tinkering on my word is always puttering that's my what my wife says. Can't you achieve self-actualization like in a few months or whatever we afford of this? We're just doing the first one now but don't abandon the podcast for that, I'd rather than not be a podcast.