The Last Few Hours of Silvia Berlusconi

Berlusconi has agreed to leave office as soon as the latest economic deal is pushed through by the Italian Parliament. That's possibly likely to be as soon as Sunday or Monday, which means there's no nice way of saying this bugle is that these could well be the last few days that the horn dog is in the kennel. And we must all cherish these final few hours, Andy, before Silvia leaves us to enjoy his retirement and potentially hangs up his penis for good. Perhaps the Italian people will now put him out to stud Andy, have him live out his days in the countryside in Tuscany,. impregnating Italians with a future generation of catastrophically corrupt