How to Be a Better Wizard

"You're really in trouble now, mister. I am going to call upon someone who inspires me every day to be a better wizard and a better person. His name is taco." "I raised my hand and a beam of brilliant light flashes from my hand in a five foot wide 60 foot long line," he says. 'And it motherfucker blasts upwards away from the, uh, the deck' The two orbs are sort of floating around him in like a lazy orbit. He then casts sunbeam on them as they hover over his head. They do 37 points of radiant damage - much like the best science on earth, you're all double blind.