The University of What It Is

Law was enacted to stop Dr. Janet Lubel and her research staff from the University of what it is, but they are not doing this at all. All over our city, people are asking, what is science? Is archaeology science? What about baking? That seems like science. Cars and pills were invented through science. Does that mean we cannot drive to work or take our medications? There are more questions than answers. Meanwhile, my husband Carlos, who's now without any scientific work to do, has been calling me constantly because he's so bored at home. He called before his show started just to say that this new ordinance hasn't stopped the University ofWhatItIs from practicing