10 Things the Airlines Don't Want You to Know

I got here on Monday. It is now Thursday. So I just chilled in my room. Then I've worked Tuesday. What kind of stuff did you do in your room while you were chilling? I watched the England game was on the telly. Who are they playing against? They were playing against Macedonia, right? And we beat them handily. Very good. Did I tell you? You know, I've just had to buy a new seven-nil tablet because I fucking, do you remember what I came to Jersey last time, Sips? I bought an iPad. No, it wasn't an knockoff Apple shop. My uncle owns it and he said it's legit