The Importance of Drinking Before Doing Your Job

"I wouldn't be happy if my brother was dating him or my daughter or none of it. None of it would be good," he says. "If you were forced to become inebriated before a stand-up set, doing your show on ESPN, I guess that would be me." In which order would you rank the following drugs from one to five based on which you would most want to do before performing your job? Alcohol, weed, shrooms, LSD, and cocaine.