Piss Turn, Is It Really Common Abbreviation?

Kelvax is Strasbourg. It's not my real name. Does not mean that I am fetishizing, uh, a whole entire culture. Piss turn Williams is somebody who got picked on in grade school because he had a dragon stuffy around his neck and plugged into it everywhere. Oh, do you know how long you have to stare at someone to make a portrait of them? That is creepy. You shouldn't look at people's sex. And not to keep looking for your rucksack, but it says your real name is Piss Williams. Is it really common, common abbreviation, all right? Please, please, please let it be pistachio.