The Oscars for Football

I couldn't even recognize Neymar in a line up. I was presenting the award for the best footballer, French footballer abroad. The original Ronaldo from football from like the World Cup. Is he the one with the teeth? Yes. There we go. As opposed to Ronaldo now who has no teeth. He's got no teeth. Whoa. Like fat Ronaldo. The first Ronaldoone. Brazil Ronaldo rather than Portugal Ronaldo.