The Ret Strike Was a Disaster for Your Candidate

We went in with low expectations. The fact that our candidate wasn't dragged from his bed by angry voters and thrown into the sea is a great result all round. I can smell burningthe ret strike. Even the prime minister suffered every time he tried to get on a train to visit voters in the north. He found himself in kive posing with president zalenski. Did you see what he did to richard madley? Nick? Let me hide. Get up under the desk. O, got got sound bites? I need sound bites. Can anyone point me to piers morgan? I'm hungry and i feel like a snack. Mc lynchy, he's just