Shawn Is a Little Taller Than Arty Carfinkle but He's Only Five Foot Nine and He Is the Size of Mare Bloomberg and I Was Like Uh Come on That's Uncut

John: When you meet simon and garfunkel though is when you meet them you realize that arty is only five nine shut up this is the crazy thing art garfunkel is not that tall i would say arty is at least six two it's that paul simon is so small is he comically small john. He says Shawn has never had that moment where he was like "oh nobody's gonna fuck with me anymore oh my god what a great relief" John also talks about his fear of being beaten by shawn, who could punch him clean out if he ever tried to fight back in real life.