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In the Flesh

Rude Tales of Magic

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The Crystal Ball

There is a small turtle that, if smelled from both ends, will allow the smellers to switch bodies for one minute. Anyone can use it, but they only get one use on it. It shows you how you do not die. There is an umbrella which creates rain, known as an anti umbrella. When you open it, it creates rain. A beard made entirely of pornography. They do nothing, but ooh, they look so cool. Cordelia gives in and she steps over to it and uses it. Let's hope I hear what you're doing with the witch hunter. That would have been nice.

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