Orphin's, Uh, Is This Really Happening?

Hello from the Magic Tavern is a weekly, offbeat look at what's going on in the world of Ozzie and Orphin. This week, we'll be talking to globulus about his plans for later this evening. If you'd care to have a dining companion, I would love to sub with thee. And then if our dinner goes well and the conversation is, uh, exciting and, uh, thought-provoking, perhaps we can both transform into eagles... ...and devour each other up.