How to Stop Fucking Off the Rails

Bill: I'm off the rails and it starts today. My wife saves all takeout She just sticks it in there And she's like a hoarder of leftovers Like little fucking Every packet of sauce Anytime we order sushi We got to eat the whole thingWe'll have enough soy sauce Right those things old chopsticks Little tins of sour cream You know those little things that are Fucking balsamic vinaigrette Once every three months I got to be the bad guy I got to go in there Listen everybody you know Like I'm kicking some bum out That we're supposed to get an apartment Come on guys you got to go Alright get up off the couch You two gu