The First Day in Prison

"You spend every day in fear well fear at first but then all of a sudden you're kind of wagging your shit when you walk by them," he says. "They make you look like the most beautiful woman in the world and then they never rape you." He adds that it would be funny if an 80-year-old man was sent to prison for his age, saying: "At least i'm fucking 80 years old and then you just get your shit pushed"