How to Get Lost in Châtelet

I was trying to navigate my way through Chatelet Station, which is very crowded and stressful. So I had to go on this wild goose chase. It's kind of a weird place with some weird people who might not be trustworthy. You can get lost there, and you can end up having to pay twice if you're not focusing carefully. On the way home, I found the experience to be so intense that I had to write about it. Now I thought that these notes could turn into a stand-up comedy routine or something - but they're quite right for one day. But I'll try to read them now!