Why Are You Crunching My Pants?

On this piece of paper is your new identity I've written it for you right now today Based on how you die I know how you should truly live But do not read it until you are dead You have my solemn swear that I shall put my eye on it till I have died Good can other people read it? Of course Okay yeah pass it around okay I've got it it's hilarious Let me see bring that bad boy over here That's great flint or bust Yeah flint bust Oh yeah Don't sack a shit Yeah flint Bust a total jude. It's gonna be so hard not to call you sort of flint bust Cause then he'll know the nameYeah don't