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Episode 1695 Scott Adams: Headline Lies, Plus My Prediction How Mushrooms Will Change The World

Real Coffee with Scott Adams

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How to Stop a Border Patrol Agent Smuggling a Reptile in Your Pants

i would use the alligator's natural motions as a distraction from the other reptiles that are distributed around your body. i'm no reptile smuggling commercial expert, but i do know a little bit about magic tricks. If you want somebody not to notice the other 59 reptiles, you put one alligator down your front. Boom, you're all good. So that's my first advice to you. I actually don't think this is really likely to happen, but do you think you should buy twitter? Lot of people were saying it. It's nothing, he said himself. Seen lots of yeses.

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