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What Are You Doing for the Tigers?
I should have got a whole pig carcass and posted that to someone. Instead, they're all poking... They're both crickets. Genuine, they are both fidgetarians as well. So that wouldn't have done that. Well, if they were alive animals, but it's just a nuisance. And you've consigned those crickets to a confusing end of their lives. Would you like the zookeepers job of the stock take? I think I would very much like some guarantees that if it all went wrong, I wouldn't be held accountable. Because if you had like three tigers, and then you've only got two, I don't want to know.
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