YO, Common O Gardene Bearspry

Riot bought a new bike after being told to buy one by an old friend. He'd met the man 400 years ago, and wanted to get rid of his ship's bike. But it was so heavy that he nearly beat rotro to death with its flailing remnants. Roto has now been cycling for two weeks without getting into any trouble. The road bike is made of carbon fibre and anobtanium - as light as a feather.