The John Waters Christmas Card

I was proud of him. People were DMing such evil things and was saying shit. He's not even my kid. I just, you know, live vicariously through here. And my wife was divine and the John Waters movies and all that shit. She's like, you want to hear a funny John Waters story? Yes. So the house that I own that I'm selling right now, it's had previous celebrity owners,. And I think all of them must be on the John Waters Christmas mailing list. Every year since I've been there, I've been getting John Waters Christmas cards. And they're so awesome. But this last one, I just don't want to