Bernardino - Apocalyptic Preacher

The first thing he saw, and he was gazing upon it as he lost his virginity. He's got like, all sorts of fuckin a, what do you call em? Funco pops of li pagans wailing is crisinerniams. One of the most influential religious minds of his day would have been the franciscan monk, saint bernardino,. who had given famous sermons in genoa about a generation or so before christopher was born. Bernardino was an apocalyptic preacher. His sermons were important enough that they were transcribed, copied and distributed widely by the time christopher was a kid. We aren't certain where he learned to read and write.