Les Dennis
Saturday Live
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I've Never Turned a Mattress on Your Own
We've got sarah marshall here in manchester, getting in touchs some years ago. i almost punched myself unconscious trying to haul a plump and heavy foton mattress back into place. While heaving away, the whole thing slipped from my fingers. My fist shot up. I gave myself a beast of an upper cut to the jaw full. Made my own gums bleed. But the biggest injury was to my dignity. Never turn a mattress on your own. You must have seen some things in real life which you've worked into comedy routines over the ear. And me, do you just remember it, or do you scribble it down somewhere when you hear somebody say something
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