A New Customs Collector for Cedar Keys

A woman who lives in the town, miss rose bell, steps up. She writes to the president of the united states well and she explains how billy is drunk and he's always threatening to kill people. So president harrison reads the letter, and he names someone to go down there to be the new customs collector for cedar keys. And that's not half, but it's close. O, also probably was nat a clean election, if you can imagine that. That's because the votes weren't secret. But as long as you ain't writing another name, i'm voting for shooting mayor at to me. M, by the way, i just want to make it clear