Is There a Book in the Toilet?

You can look inside of the library book for that little card that I'm guessing is still in there that shows you how many times it's been checked out. Let's say, if your name is the third one on there, if you are at least the third person to have been loaned this book, it's been in a toilet at some point. And then you're going to fucking call Ray Bradbury and be like, I have a complete to register. Oh, he's not. He's Pat. Yeah.