The Importance of Being Sexy

"I stubbed my toe. I go to the bar, and now when someone plays the songs that they are required by law, these two poor women that are kind of sexy, have to get up on the bar and joylessly dance around for you," he says. "And it's really, like, don't do this for me. Like, whatever their opinion, I'll double it." In Colombia, a bartender who was hot as a Colombian lunch spits Quervo into his mouth; she then takes some scissors out and grabs his brand new Vivian Westwood tie. He tells her: "You can't wear a fucking tie in here, you can’t